Funny Thank You Quotes & Sayings
"You need to laugh... I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh."
Maya Angelou (b. 1928), American author & poet
Gratitude doesn't have to be a serious matter! If you want to thank someone, do it by putting a smile on their face or even making them laugh.
Say thank you with a smile using these funny thank you quotes and sayings.
Funny Thank You Quotes
I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881), British Prime Minister & novelist
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936), English writer & journalist
Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn't changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I'm just wearing better shoes.
Oprah Winfrey (b. 1954), American talk-show host, actress & business woman
If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
Author unknown
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
William ("Bill") Vaughn (1915-1977), American columnist
Don't overload Gratitude; if you do, she'll kick.
American proverb (often attributed to Benjamin Franklin)
I want to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding, and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic.
Author unknown
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
The title of the 4th book of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'trilogy', by English writer Douglas Adams (1952-2001)
More funny Thank You Quotations
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Ethel Watts Mumford (1876 or 1878-1940), American author
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Mark Twain (1835-1910), American author and humorist
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen (b. 1935), American actor, director, comedian and author
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Alphonse Karr (1808-1890), French critic and novelist
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings (1901-1953), American author
There's always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you're not one of your creditors.
Author unknown
Even though we can't have all we want, we ought to be thankful we don't get what we deserve.
Author unknown
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
Usually, but probably incorrectly, attributed to Dante Gabriel Rossetti (1828-1882), English poet & painter
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers (1879-1935), American humorist and entertainer
There's one thing for which you should be abundantly thankful – only you and God have all the facts about yourself.
Author unknown
For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
Margaret Storm Jameson (1891-1986), English writer and critic
I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl